Some people wear shirts to start conversations. This one is designed to prevent them.
Featuring a skeletal shaka on the front and a giant “NOT FRIENDLY — DO NOT TOUCH” warning on the back, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose personal space has a strict no-fly zone.
It’s comfortable enough for all-day wear and direct enough to save you from unnecessary human interaction. No awkward small talk. No surprise hugs. No random shoulder grabs. Just read the shirt and respect the perimeter.
Perfect for introverts, antisocial legends, professional people-avoiders, personal-space enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever thought, “Why the hell are you standing so close to me?”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause strangers to finally leave you alone.
NOT FRIENDLY. DO NOT TOUCH.
It’s not an attitude. It’s a public service announcement.
Note: Actual colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in screen resolution, display settings, and device type.
Some people wear shirts to start conversations. This one is designed to prevent them.
Featuring a skeletal shaka on the front and a giant “NOT FRIENDLY — DO NOT TOUCH” warning on the back, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose personal space has a strict no-fly zone.
It’s comfortable enough for all-day wear and direct enough to save you from unnecessary human interaction. No awkward small talk. No surprise hugs. No random shoulder grabs. Just read the shirt and respect the perimeter.
Perfect for introverts, antisocial legends, professional people-avoiders, personal-space enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever thought, “Why the hell are you standing so close to me?”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause strangers to finally leave you alone.
NOT FRIENDLY. DO NOT TOUCH.
It’s not an attitude. It’s a public service announcement.
Note: Actual colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in screen resolution, display settings, and device type.
